Monday, December 15, 2008

Dodged a bullet

The Angry Buddhist.

"I am a 32 year old single male who just got back from [the other coast]. I went because my grandparents were sick, and now I'm ready to come back. I have good references upon request. I am a very tidy person and pay my bills on time, as my references will attest. Anywho, I was wondering if the internet was included in the utilities?

I also am allergic to cats so please specify if a cat would be residing within this residence.

I have substantial income that will allow me to pay the bills, and rent when due, and am able to hold a job for extra cash. I am eager to find a job, a.s.a.p., but the rent is a guaranteed income for you because it is directly deposited in my bank acct. each month. I am very tidy about my space and like to maintain a stable home environment.

I am interested in coming to look at the place sometime; please leave a phone number that i can reach you @ so i can call to arrange a meeting.

I hope all is well in your world, and look forward to talking to you soon.


In spirit, and light..."

I went away for a week and didn't check e-mail. I came back to three extraneous responses from the Angry Buddhist.

"Nice. REALLY NICE. I am willing to pay rent and that does not merit a response in this world."

"Why have you not responded to my emails?"

"F--- you."


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