Here we go again

After a long hiatus, I am once again looking for a roommate. The current roommates are Matt, who has lived in my house for 4+ years and is a swell guy; and Kayla, who stayed with us over the summer for an internship, left shortly after it ended, and moved back three weeks later when the same company offered her a full-time job. Who will be our fourth? Not the guy who is concerned about us keeping "gross open cans of tuna and smelly squids" in our refrigerator, that's for sure!

Please, Craigslist, send us a roommate who likes to watch "Glee" (with me and Kayla) or "The Office" (with me and Matt, when he's home, which is never). Send us someone with good taste in beer, but not too much of a taste for the drink, because we don't want to come home and find him passed out on the couch with drool on his chin. Send us someone with a full-time job or school, who leaves the house occasionally but is not a ghost/ninja gliding past us in the night as she makes her way to her room, only to be seen again a month later to hand over the rent check.